Joke of the Day

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
Robot slaps Son
SON: OK, I went to watch a movie.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story
Robot slaps son again
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!
Robot slaps Dad
MOM: HAHA! After all he is your son…
Robot slaps mom

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