Joke of the Day

There is a fly, hovering six inches above the water.

Then there is a trout, the trout goes, if that fly drops six inches I can jump out and eat the fly.

Now there’s this bear, and he goes if that fly drops, and the trout jumps up to eat it I can grab the trout.

Now there’s this hunter and he see’s the bear. When the fly drops, the trout will jump, then the bear will grab the trout and that gives me the chance to shoot the bear.

Next there’s a mouse, when that fly drops, the trout will jump, the bear will grab it, the hunter will shoot and I can steal the cheese sandwich.

Lastly there’s a cat, and the cat sees the mouse and thinks, if the fly drops the trout will jump the bear will grab, the hunter will shout and the mouse will go for the cheese sandwich and I will jump out and eat the mouse.

The following happens, the fly drops, the trout jumps, the bear grabs, the hunter shoots and the mouse goes for the cheese. The mouse notices the cat, and dodges it’s attack and the cat falls into the river.

What’s the morale if the story?

– if the fly drops six inches, the pussy gets wet.

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