Rihanna Sex Tape News!

Hustler magazine is claiming it has a sex tape featuring Rihanna and rapper J-Cole who opened for her Loud tour and featured her in his “Can’t Get Enough” video. How they got a copy is anybody’s guess, so let’s assume Chris Brown did it because, “Dude ain’t even punching her in it. How you gonna call that porn?” RadarOnline reports:

“Hustler are in possession of the Rihanna and J-Cole tape,” said a rep for the adult company. “We have seen it and we do not know what we are going to do with it yet.”
While they refused to disclose any further details of the tape, the fact that it exists is sure to have Rihanna quaking in her stilettos.
However, despite Hustler’s claim about the pair, a source close to Rihanna is still denying it exists.
“Rihanna is surprised because there is no sex tape,” they told RadarOnline.com.

In a pre-Kadooment Day world, this probably would’ve been exciting news, but after seeing Rihanna drunkenly butt-grind an entire island nation, it’s going to take way more than your run-of-the-mill sex tape to make headlines. Not counting this one. And the one I got it from. — I want to see a witch doctor in the background holding a baby lion club is what I’m getting at here. “And this, Simba, is how you tap that ass. Go, J-Cole, go, J-Cole, it’s your birthday, it’s your birthday!” *raises roof, plays “Who Let The Dogs Out?” on boombox*


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