Joke of the Day

A kid goes up to a teen.

Kid: can you teach me some swear words?

Teen: ok but for every swear i tell you must give me a burger.

Kid: ok fine.

Kid makes a burger and gives it to the teen.

Teen: the word is faggot.

Kid goes to grandma.

Kid: grandma whats a foggot?

Grandma: a doctor.

Next day….

Kid: i got u a burger.

Teen: the word is dick.

Kid goes to grandma.

Kid: grandma whats a dick?

Grandma: tool.

The next day…

Kid: i got you another burger.

Teen: the word is fuck.

Kid goes to grandma again…

Kid: grandma whats fuck?

Grandma: to opparate.

The next day grandma gets a heart attack and the kid goes up to the doctor and says…

HEYY FAGGOT GET YOUR DICK OUT AND FUCK MY GRANDMA!!!

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